Every blog post pressed onto a twelve-inch record. The groove is the text; drop the needle anywhere.← Jack V. Le
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Phonograph
Pick a post and press play. The record spins at 33⅓ (times the speed you set), the strobe dots on the platter rim stand still only at true speed, and the VU needles jump with the length of each word. Sentences are spoken with the voices your browser ships with; if it has none, the words still light up on the display.
Click anywhere on the record to drop the needle at that depth of the post. Drag the record backwards to scratch. Flip the record for side B: the second half of the post, or, when the post is too short to split, a remix of its words sorted by frequency. The sleeve art is drawn from the post's tags and slug, so each post has its own cover.
spaceplay / pause←→previous / next sentenceFflip the recordMmute the voice
Markdown is stripped, so links read as their text. Crackle is off by default and only ever starts from a click. Nothing leaves your browser.